nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(via witchofspaceanddogs)

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

(via jayayayayay)

danielles-themes:

the cute theme

options:

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  • dropdown menu with 5 optional links + pages
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please follow my theme blog if you’re using this theme

preview 1 - preview 2 - code - creator

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rjalker:

Just a thing to prove to my mom.

Please reblog if you’re a girl and you don’t shave your legs/arm pits, or you’re a girl who does shave her legs/arm pits, but doesn’t think any the less of others that do not or if you’re a guy who doesn’t care if a girl shaves or not.

If I get enough reblogs, I’ll show this to her, and maybe it will be enough to convince her to stop telling me to be ashamed of my body’s natural functions just because I’m a girl.

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lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

(via noizspierceddongle)

asker

Anonymous asked: you and every1 else in the homestck fandom are fuckin ugly and ur art & cosplays suk.

thenowhereprince:

tori-the-awesome:

Ah yes
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We are all ugly
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No effort put into our cosplays at all
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We just are lame and throw shit together
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our makeup is shit too

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even our genderbends suck
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ugh so hideous
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We must not care for each other at all,
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our fandom is so small theres no fun in it

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The art is so dumb and trashy too
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ugh we cant even do simple shading

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no correct proportions or anything ew

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we def dont know how to work with color schemes either

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feeling and emotion isnt a thing in our art too

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Oh how I hate the homestuck fandom.
Sucks right?

Look its me!!!! I am the RD Porrim Omigosh !!!! 

kioskstuck:

reyairia:

mazarinedrake:

reyairia:

How to make any fictional story better:

  1. add aliens

can we fuck the aliens

2. make your characters fuck the aliens

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(via serketservice)

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

(via roselastrider)

askthejohn-egbert:

EB: sup, losers.

askthejohn-egbert:

EB: sup, losers.

(via ruficro)

that-fucking-update:

noelleandbutts:

witchofmindandlogic:

fadeintocase:

setanada:

darthsoror:

drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is

My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”

isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?

I think that was the dirk that did a flip over me in the middle of the street….

i think that IS dirk

Well fuck.

(via serketservice)

fakedean:

fakedean:

fakedean:

a ladybug is walking on my hand and it keeps biting me aw

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my new best friend

apparently this little shit of an imposter is in fact an asian beetle who bites people because it’s an evil son of a bitch

i can’t even look at you right now, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave

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[Somebody That I Used To Know playing in the distance]

(via jayayayayay)

pinkadillydoo:

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imagethey got kicked out afterwards

(via homestuck-arts)

crow-arrow:

CROW-ARROW’S ATTACK ON SPRING GIVEAWAY!

So spring is right around the corner and I feel like starting the new season off with a lot of new fandom merch is the best way to go

RULES AND THE OTHER BORING STUFF:

  • You don’t have to be following me but it’s nice if you do since I’m giving you stuff
  • Reblog as much as you want
  • Likes count too
  • The winner will be randomly selected
  • You have to have your ask box open if you win
  • You have to be okay with giving me your address. Most of the stuff you’ll get is online so it can be shipped right to your house anyway
  • This will end May 4th which gives you a over a month to enter this thing plus it ends on my birthday so I won’t forget
  • If you have any questions, my ask box is always open

WHAT YOU’LL WIN:

  • An AOT cosplay jacket 
  • An AOT cosplay cloak
  • Divergent box set
  • Any Divergent t-shirt from HotTopic
  • The Hunger Games movie
  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire movie
  • The Hunger Games box set
  • A mockingjay pin
  • A troll hoodie of your choosing from whatpumpkin
  • A god tier hoodie of your choosing from whatpumpkin
  • A Welcome to Night Vale t-shirt
  • A WTNV mug

That’s pretty much it! Start reblogging this!

(via thisisablogabout-things)