Help me prove a point
I have never reblogged anything faster.
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
what is it called when u kill a friend
I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.
See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.
Don’t have that problem with quidditch.
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
Hears a Joke: *laughs hysterically*.
Hears a Historical joke: *laughs historically*.