Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….
537. Several muggleborns find out by owl that the final Homestuck update has occurred during school term, where they can’t access the internet to read it. The news spreads and soon the whole school knows not to approach the random groups of students consoling each other and to just let them stew in their anxiousness until they can finally get home for the holidays.
the shirt im wearing makes it look like im not wearing anything underneath it
but then its like suRPRISE SHORTS
Wait no this wasn’t supposed to get notes
Homestucks are dangerous gangs forming all around the world. They travel in groups of multiples of 12 and are typically seen around conventions wearing grey paint and horns; often mistaken for satanists. If seen in public, DO NOT APPROACH. THEY ARE DANGEROUS. THEY WILL MAKE YOU ONE OF THEM. LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY AND INFORM YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITY.
If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.
But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.
i don’t think anyone realizes how completely serious my ideal fancasting of kristen stewart as levi from snk is
I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them.
I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.